Did you hear about the blonde who returned a scarf to the store because it was too tight?
Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who is the oldest? The blonde, because she's 18.
Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks? It takes too long to re-train them.
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head.
How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye? Shine a flashlight in her ear.
This blonde went to the pizza place and ordered a pizza. The pixxa huy asked her if she wanted it cut into six pieces or twelve. "Oh, six," she said. "I could never eat twelve pieces."
A blonde was driving down the highway when she read a sign saying, "Clean Restrooms Next 10 Miles." She was really late for her appointment since there were 26 restrooms to clean.
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